martin allen

The astronomer was nearly a martin allen, there wasn't much he didn't know.
by Christine Lee February 04, 2005
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martin bryant

a 28 year old retarded man who shot 35 people dead and wounded 21 at the historic port arthur site in tasmania on 28 april 1996 with an assault rifle. 20 of which were killed in a restourant and 2 at a bed and breakfast beforehand because they bid higher than him when it was for sale. among killed was 1 mans entire family. he killed more than seung-hui cho but pales in comparison to woo bum-kon who killed 58 and injured 35

since australia has no death penalty he only got 35 life sentences without parole and 1019 years.
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by FSDGADSGVQDSGAS January 19, 2010
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rimmy martin

yo girl, let me get the rimmy martin.
by unclebarbosa January 19, 2012
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Martin dick

A penis the approximate size of a human nipple. An unfortunate turn of events for any woman whom expects to be satisfied.
Jen - yo, that's a Martin dick.

Seb - what do you mean?

Jen - is that a dick or a nipple?
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nasty martin

When you surprise your partner by sticking your finger up their bum and screaming "WAAAZZZZZZAAAAAA!!"
"He gave me a Nasty Martin, and it was kinda hot. "
by Special_Kk August 01, 2009
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Andres Martin

Andres Martin's are typically huge fags. They are the worst type of people to exist since the typical gay guy. Nobody likes anyone named Andres or Martin. They just suck.
See that guy in the closet? That is Andres Martin
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tamia martin

Tamia martin is a kind girl.sometimes she can be very rude disrespectful and mean but at the end of the day she loves everyone.
I didn't like any other def.so I made my own.yes tamia martin is my real name.
by Lushish lady March 01, 2017
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