Pulling a Martin

A gambling term when someone thinks they have the best hand, but doesn’t know the game rules, thereby losing a substantial number of chips

He tried to use 4 on the board during the Omaha game last night and lost half his stack, that really pulling a Martin

by Grumpyturd April 26, 2020

Dimitri Martin

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

by Casey .S April 13, 2007

Lockheed Martin

An American global aerospace, defense, security, and advanced technology company headquartered in Bethesda, Maryland, with worldwide interests. They're one of the many companies which profits from war.

Lockheed Martin notched $36.3 billion in sales in 2011, slightly higher than the $35.7 billion the company sold in 2010. The arms sales comprised 78% of the company's total 2011 sales. Lockheed makes a wide range of products, including aircraft, missiles, unmanned systems and radar systems. The company and its employees have been concerned about the effects of the "fiscal cliff" and sequestration, the latter of which includes significant cuts to the U.S. Department of Defense. In the fall of 2012, the company planned on issuing layoff notices to all employees before backing down at the White House's request.

by Dancing with Fire May 28, 2013

Lazy Martin

Using a jacuzzi jet to pleasure one's self

Once all the couples left the hot tub, I gave myself a lazy martin.

by Billy Burke December 25, 2005

fudge martin

an act of humiliation and anguish whereby one poops onto his or her hand and proceeds to slap another across the face or facial area.

Jesse was being a bitch and Janice fudge martin'd her to death
Jerome and Tyrone got into a scrap, Tyrone got the upper hand and fudge martin'd Jerome.

I'm so sick of being fudge martin'd uttered Lois poopily

by poo.radley August 27, 2011

doc martin'd

It's when someone licks from the base of your nose to the tip. This occurs in a Doc Martin episode where he is dreaming about Louisa. Turns out to be a dog licking him, even though actress Caroline Catz actually did the deed on camera.

I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend snuggled up to me and totally Doc Martin'd my face!

by Pid&Pud December 24, 2012

George Martin

Producer for The Beatles and is a very accomplished artist.

Often reffered to as the fifth Beatle for his amazing work in editing The Beatles' songs.

Guy 1: Man, the Beatles are nothing without George Martin.

Guy 2: Who?

by Scout128 June 20, 2007