a school in lincoln park, nj of fucktard prick kids who go to an even more fucked up highschool in boonton. Guys are dicks, girls are hoes and bitches. 8th graders think their all that, 7th graders are dicks, 6th graders pose 7th graders, and 5th graders are quiet and get shorter and more douchebaggish every fucking year
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The term originated from a misperception in the movie "The Lincoln Lawyer" that the protagonist, Mickey Haller, has to run his office out of his car. Although his clients are far from one-percenters, he appears to run a modestly successful law practice. The movie does not disclose why Haller prefers to use his car as his office.
The term originated from a misperception in the movie "The Lincoln Lawyer" that the protagonist, Mickey Haller, has to run his office out of his car. Although his clients are far from one-percenters, he appears to run a modestly successful law practice. The movie does not disclose why Haller prefers to use his car as his office.
The Hyper-Chicken lawyer in the Futurama episode "Insane in the Mainframe" is most likely a lincoln lawyer.
Judge: counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Chicken Lawyer: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
:::Judge bangs gavel:::
Judge: Insanity plea is accepted!
Judge: counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Chicken Lawyer: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
:::Judge bangs gavel:::
Judge: Insanity plea is accepted!
by Cruddy December 27, 2012
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Daan 'ere in Linonsheer, we av really good copootas and we spends lurds o time on em - Down here in Lincolnshire we have really good computers and we spend loads of time on them!
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