limpsh0t

some haxxor fag that plays CounterStrike Source.

usage:- "omfg limpsh0t is teh hax man, hes got fuckin wall haxzorz :O"

"omfg limpsh0t is teh hax man, hes got fuckin wall haxzorz :O"

by limpsh0t April 1, 2005

limpet

A limpet is a klutzy girl; a bad dancer.

It comes from the name of a slow-moving mollusk with a hard shell.

That babe is fucking hot as hell, but what a limpet on the floor... she stepped on my foot like three times.

by Fatty Johnson September 14, 2008

limpskie

the act of shitting and puking at the same time

dude (INSERT NAME) was so wasted last night he limpskied all over the floor.

by Mark Joey Casey and Joe July 30, 2011

Limpfant

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good

by Baczkowski March 11, 2003

me limpia el culo con ella

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.

Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!

by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008

limpnoodle

A stupid ugly girl who doesn't know what she's talking about.

She has weave. Shut up! no she doesn't! Girl with weave: say it to my face you limpnoodle.

by Janay2015 January 13, 2010

Limpchimp21

someone that can only get a hard on with a twenty-one year old chimp.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003