stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.

With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning

stoner lighting by Redman April 26, 2005

lightningy

when there's lighting outside

wow, its lightningy today.

lightningy by japakneegrow May 22, 2010

Lightening Gender 

Also known as 'storm gender' or 'thunder gender', lightening gender (under the Weather-Gender spectrum) is a gender that exposes itself during storms or spouts of lightening. The more frequent the lightening or stronger the storm, the stronger this gender feels.

A bolt of lightening struck the feel by Khalid's house, 2 minutes later again another bolt of lightening struck and the rain grew stronger, it was then Khalid knew he was Lightening Gender

Lightening Gender by FemPolice August 3, 2017

Lighting my children on fire 

Ejaculating in a red head's hair.

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.

Lighting my children on fire by Father of barbecue May 27, 2017

Lightening

Lightening is a sarcastic way to refer to a co-worker who is fast to volunteer to help on multiple projects when management is around but never owns or finishes anything.

Did you do those TPS reports?
No I thought Lightening was doing them?

Lightening by Sarcasm for survival June 5, 2018

Uther the Lightbringer

Uther the Lightbringer was one of the first five paladins appointed by Alonsus Faol. He trained many other paladins, including Arthas and Muradin Bronzebeard. He was lyal to Lordaeron to the end, and died defending the ashes of King Terenas Menethil the third.

Uther the Lightbringer is a character in Warcarft 1-3, and makes apperences in World of Warcraft.

Uther the Lightbringer by Dasichferbotten July 22, 2011

LightningMadd 

LightningMadd is my roblox account. And it has the most childish name in roblox. And I have robux on this account and I have every face on roblox on it. Search up how to get any face on roblox free if you want every face too. Okay scroll down little bitch!

Roblox person: Hey have you seen LightningMadd? He's so hated in roblox!
Roblox person 2: Yeah! He fucking sucks!

LightningMadd by \_ o s e r #5540 June 6, 2019