Lobster Claw.

A woman's vagina when she has syphilis. Smells like fish and red in color.

I was going to perform oral sex on my girlfriend but i noticed she had lobster claw.

by Shagga1 August 23, 2018

Serving Lobster

1. To hype or excite someone, either intentionally or unintentionally, only to disappoint or let them down afterward.

2. To deliver bad news, often wrapped in an initially positive or luxurious gesture, such as gift-giving or celebratory actions.

3. (Military slang) A tactic used to prepare soldiers for bad news, where "lobster" (or another symbol of indulgence) is served beforehand to signal that unpleasant news is forthcoming.

"The whole team was excited about the promotion, but when they called us into the office, I felt like they were serving lobster—we knew something bad was coming."

"The general served us lobster before delivering the news of the deployment extension; it was a classic case of serving lobster."

by Cat Frankenstein November 29, 2025

lobster eye

When you go and rub your eyes in a girls vagina on her period

I really wish I wouldn't have lobster eyed that girl from Missoula

by lobster eye June 16, 2016

lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog served from the weenie wagon

I'll take a Lewiston lobster roll with mustard and ketchup please

by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023

Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.

“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”

by Barber Frank July 5, 2025

Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024

Lobstering

When you have sexual intercourse in the hot tub and jacuzzi.

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"

by anonymous February 12, 2025