lap lobster

Another name for pubic lice or crabs.

That stupid bitch give me a nasty case of lap lobsters!!

by Foot Clayson September 8, 2005

Squat Lobster

A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.

An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.

Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.

by tensuke February 23, 2013

Earning The Lobster

Working extra hard in order to spoil another.

Bruce worked late at the office earning the lobster for Nina.

by Checkmater February 19, 2010

Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010

Lostafarian

someone who smokes marijuana and watches the show Lost. a Lostafarian often forgets what happens and thus enjoys watching Lost over and over. it thrills, excites, scares, entertains. a way of life.

guy #1: do you smoke weed
guy #2: yes
guy #1: do you watch lost
guy #2: of course
guy #1: you know you're a lostafarian right

by margaretnyc August 13, 2007

Lost my crappetite

The feeling of no longer needing to make a bowel movement after smelling someone else's.

I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.

by jupiter77 February 10, 2010

Lost In The Wiki's

Going on Wikipedia to search and spending way longer than needed because you click on other names.

Dude, I was going to call you back but I got lost in the wiki's. I was looking up John Goodman and an hour later I found myself at Francis Ford Coppola. Did you know he and Nicholas Cage are related?

by finkers08 September 8, 2011