by Jordie Jordan February 09, 2022
Hours after my boyfriend dropped his load in my ass, I totally carted in my panties. He gave me a loaded cart.
by Bloodstaingirl April 06, 2016
not disimilar to carbo-loading; instead of pasta you feed your bro (or brah) a heap of positive affirmations just before a big race/interview/event. excessive bro-loading can lead to a bromance and, if left unchecked, the word can take on a whole new meaning...
bro 1: bro, i'm going out with that way hot chick tonight!
bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...
bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?
bro 2: no way bro! you got this, ur gonna slay that babe. seriously, she has no idea what's coming. you've got the job, the car, the looks, and your dissertation on the tragic death of Paul Walker was gripping yet nuanced. i almost feel like she doesn't deserve you...
bro 1: dammit, you're right, i am gonna slay that babe. thanks for the timely bro-loading! what would i ever do without you?
by @nimbly_jimbly July 14, 2016
Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
by Kaibalover232 October 18, 2019
by dick load February 10, 2016
by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 28, 2018
In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.
by Baretree September 11, 2018