linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

Lizards

A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.

“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”

by fetchfun November 8, 2018

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"

there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit

by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

National turn Lizard into a Flareon day

This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.

"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"

by pixeel November 29, 2023

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020

Lizard caps

A small capsule used for recreational purposes, leaving the user licking their eyebrows.

The people at 954 use lizard caps, a new drug and lick their eyebrows.

by Lizard caps April 26, 2017

lizard

slang term for calling someone cute or hot

damn isaiah you look so lizard in this picture

by picklericksmurf December 20, 2022