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Jaffar Kong Chernob

aka Jaffar, Chernob Jaffar, etc...

Sorta just spawned in as a result of an infinite craft extravaganza.

Jaffar is not a man in the universe.

Jaffar is the universe.

At least one Jaffar occupies every square inch of the universe. For example, Jaffar of the Northside, Jaffar of the East, Jaffar of the Westside, Jaffar of Europe, Chernob Jaffar of the West, Jaffar of the Northwest, Jaffar of the World, Jaffar of Bel-Air, Jaffar of the Multi-Verse, and many more.
"Oh shit... it's Jaffar..." - Thanos

"I pray to you Jaffar!" - The Pope

"It's the destroyer of worlds... Jaffar Kong Chernob!" - Literally everyone
by kalanjs May 2, 2024
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hong kong head

Hong Kong Head is when an asian girl pours soy sauce in your penis and gives you a rough blow job, licking all the soy sauce off.
"Dude, Jenny gave me some bomb sex last night."
"Well, i got hong kong head from Jasmine!"
"Sound of Jealousy"
by dolphineisha April 13, 2014
mugGet the hong kong headmug.

big boi kong

a thic boi that is Godzilla's stepbro
damn that big boi kong is juicy.
by biggybutty May 11, 2021
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king kong

to shit on top of a toilet while both feet are positioned on the side walls like king kong
" I didn't want anyone to see my feet so, I king konged that toilet bro"!
by TOMBOMCFAREN June 23, 2015
mugGet the king kongmug.

kong mei yee

The Most Cute,Sweet and prettiest girl ever. She is the Cinderella to her future life partner. Perfect plan maker and she got talent to run a group too. She mature in thinking but she always small kid to her love ones and friends. Her dedication and hard work always pay off.Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that – especially you.
Someone : Who is Kong Mei Yee?

Someone : The pretty girl I ever meet!!
by Bubloo November 22, 2021
mugGet the kong mei yeemug.

kong dick

Ryan has a kong dick
by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017
mugGet the kong dickmug.

Sleazy kong

Bro I was I could be like Sleazy Kong
by Lordofgod May 3, 2023
mugGet the Sleazy kongmug.

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