Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli

guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are

by beat_this_ April 24, 2015

chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

thug kink

An attraction to stereotypical behavior associated with thugs or the derival of sexual pleasure from thugs behavior.

I know I should be into guys that are kind and respectful but something about a bad boy turns me on. I think I have a thug kink. I just like when they're rude, aggressive, uncaring and lawless you know.

by ThefireGriffin March 19, 2024

leprosy kink

when you spend too long in the Darkest Dungeon fandom

Friend: What’s that on Ao3? Do you have a leprosy kink?
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-

by caitlynlc March 16, 2021

PISS KINK

Joshua Carreres has a massive piss kink and he loves to get pissed on 24, 7 UWU.

Joshua loves his piss kink.

by WOZKIE October 19, 2022

Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 3, 2022

son kink

a kink where you romantically/sexually find it nice to take care of your boyfriend. nurturing and disciplining him like he’s your own son. most people who have this find attraction to younger guys.

guy: dude my gf keeps treating me like her son.

guy2: yeah…she definitely has a Son Kink

by mastymanz1736 September 23, 2023