Business Kiss

The act of french kissing someone while simultaneously giving them a handshake. The maneuver is equally as awkward when performed on both lovers and business associates.

"Aren't you bringing Ryan to the party?"
"No. I went to kiss him last night and did the Business Kiss again."
"Yeah OK lets not hang out with Ryan anymore..."

by Randle_Yarnballs August 18, 2017

Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

by Sursiq February 2, 2023

porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.

Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.

by anymm July 9, 2014

Kiss day

Kiss someone on the cheek or hand.

“Hey Jessica it is national kiss day want a kiss?”
Yea🙃."

by Some1:) November 5, 2019

Red Kisses

When you kiss 💋 a lady's private areas... and things were a little messier then expected based on the time of the month.

I would love to give you red kisses. Idc about the consequences

by Red kisses 💋 July 7, 2021

Ghetto Kiss

When you forcefully kiss your insignificant other, resulting in a headbutt and slight concussion.

I gave my girlfriend a ghetto kiss the other day and she won't talk to me anymore. Probably because she's in the hospital.

by Swag fucking master March 28, 2016

BTS kiss

When one person eats the BTS meal and someone else wants to enjoy it, they kiss so the other person can experience the flavour of the BTS meal.

They were out of BTS meals so I BTS kissed my friend who had the meal to get the experience

by Stanky leg rocker June 24, 2021