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a very annoying kid, usually from a Godzilla movie.
this movie has a kenny... FUCK
by Iridion 2063 April 15, 2023
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Salty Kenny

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When you dip your balls in a bowl of sugar and slap them on your wife's face.
Last night my wife asked for a Salty Kenny. I said ok.
by TheFilthiest July 7, 2023
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James Kenny is a white catholic boy, he is friends with a furry named fu-fu (foo-foo) and likes a Indian boy a year younger, along with a few girls that he knows who they are. He is unknowingly and untryingly a teachers pet.
Boy: "Damn, have you heard of James Kenny, the one who's friends with fu-fu, he tried kissing his Indian friend!"
Girl: "wow, that's really not shocking."
by KENNY_MAYBE July 30, 2023
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Chocolate Kenny

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“Did you see George’s new girlfriend?” “The black girl, yeah. Bro took a chocolate Kenny”
by dragonvaleenjoyer February 28, 2024
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Lass Kenny

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A fan-based handle for Anxiety from Inside Out 2, who was based on the Freddy (fear) the antagonist concept from the first movie.
Joy: Sleep tight, Lass Kenny, and don’t touch the console while I’m asleep.
Kenny: Psst, Zee. Envy. Let’s go touch grass! Anxiety go brr
by KenzoKeys July 18, 2024
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Uncle Kenny

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Ket

That’s literally it just wonky donky powder
‘If your coming to that rave with me the morrow you better not be an uncle Kenny warrior ruining the crowds and culture’
by DDTLAS March 21, 2024
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The "over-engineered" king of caffeinated cocktails. While a standard White Russian is for amateurs, the White Kenny is a high-performance, 12 oz dessert-in-a-glass designed for maximum stamina and zero breakdown.

Designed with the precision of a master mechanic, this drink is built on a specific blueprint to ensure it lasts all night without the dreaded "cocktail migraine."

The Spec Sheet
The Base: Double Espresso + French Vanilla Latte (approx. 8 oz).

The Fuel: Equal parts (approx. 1.3 oz each) Vodka, Kahlúa, and Baileys.

The Build: Shaken over ice for maximum aeration and thermal integration.

The Trim: Topped with whipped cream and chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Why It Works (The Chemistry)
Unlike high-sugar "well" drinks, the White Kenny utilizes Hydration & Volume. The 12 oz latte base provides a massive buffer that slows alcohol absorption. The fats from the dairy and whipped cream stabilize the Sugar/Caffeine Balance, preventing the "sugar crash" that usually triggers headaches. The hard shake provides necessary dilution, binding the fats and alcohol into a smooth, consistent fuel source.

The Engineer’s Upgrade
To achieve "boss level" texture, perform a Dry Shake (without ice) for 10 seconds to prime the foam, then add ice and shake again to chill. It’s like priming an engine before you redline it.
I was gonna go home at 10 PM, but then I had a White Kenny. Now it’s 4 AM, and I feel like a million bucks.”
by Blacktripp February 3, 2026
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