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Katie Couric 

Noun. One who incrementally improves another's already superior performance by virtue of their own highly competitive, however slightly inferior performance.
Jean Girard, Talladega Nights: NO! I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose, but maybe, juuuust maybe, you might challenge me. God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my...Katie Couric?
Ricky Bobby: Wow. chuckles I feel like I'm in Highlander.
Katie Couric by oopete19 July 16, 2007
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Said when finally giving up between choosing tea or coffee and choosing tea.
Lad: Would you like the tea or the coffee?
Chum: I don't know.
Lad: The tea is a tad healthier.
Chum: Katie.
Katie by The Girls Next Door October 8, 2008
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Katie Rose 

Person: Someone who normally finds joy in the shaming others
This fucking Katie Rose just tried my life
Katie Rose by Get Pot Roasted December 8, 2016
On of the Filipino used term/word for boyfriend/girlfriend
I saw her with her katipan eating in the restaurant.

He and her katipan were too romantic last night in the party.

Nakita ko s'ya at ang katipan nyang namamasyal.
katipan by deltaheredotcom December 29, 2010

Katimazie 

a small newt that curls up into a spiral and is mistaken for a dragon most commonly, it lives in damp caves and glows in the dark but does come out of the caves and is not blind like it's cave cousins.

Because of it's glowing it's also been called a will~o~wisp
"I was splunking and I saw a will~o~wisp but it really was just one of those glowing newt thing"

"a Katimazie?"

"Yeah that's it!"
Katimazie by Zil Rose May 30, 2008

Katie Augustin

An adorable girl who you'll never forget. She has a place in all her friend's heart, and she's as cute as a button. She's not as cute as a supermodel, but she's not butt ugly. Katie Augustin's can sometimes be super duper insecure with themselves at times, but at other's she could be talking her friends out of their insecurities. She's loved by everyone and everyone loves her. Unless you're Nash Helsel. She's not talking to you for dumping her books on the ground.
I love Katie Augustin, she's so funny!
A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Loves to party and is always there when you need her. She also is blonde and has an amazing ass. Turns you on, has a cute face, a guys bestfriend, funny as hell, short, loves to laugh and smile at you if she likes you.
Boy 1: Damm Katie bring that ass back here boo.
Katie: Oh hey boy, whats up?
Boy 2: Nm b, just wanna talk to you.
Katie: *smiles 'n laughs* Well what about?
Boy 1: How short 'n cute you are boo!
Boy 2: And having that party Friday, you cummin'?
Katie: HELL YES, I'm coming! *winks* Alright boys, I gotta go cya!
Katie by SLIDDINNN May 27, 2016