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Kink and konk

Kink and konk is a term similar to that of doing bits. Used as another way of talking about this action. Can also be used to talk about someone who likes very weird or unusual things. Please for the love of god know which is which.
Omg did you hear he likes a bit of kink and konk
by bighardlad October 14, 2019
mugGet the Kink and konkmug.

handcuff kink

where someone likes to get handcuffed during intercourse
person 1: i love a bitch who got a handcuff kink

person 2: hell yea!!
by faggotlol November 30, 2022
mugGet the handcuff kinkmug.

heat kink

When someone gets super hot and bends a bit things can suddenly go off the rails.
Everything was going great and until the heat kink kicked in and then things got interesting.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
mugGet the heat kinkmug.

Jack Black kink

when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black
" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"
by cacaButt420 August 16, 2021
mugGet the Jack Black kinkmug.

thug kink

An attraction to stereotypical behavior associated with thugs or the derival of sexual pleasure from thugs behavior.
I know I should be into guys that are kind and respectful but something about a bad boy turns me on. I think I have a thug kink. I just like when they're rude, aggressive, uncaring and lawless you know.
by ThefireGriffin March 19, 2024
mugGet the thug kinkmug.

Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli
guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are
by beat_this_ April 24, 2015
mugGet the Kink-o-metermug.

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
mugGet the kink-cockmug.

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