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linda and julia

linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.
mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"
by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023
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Julia Cool

Its very beautiful Ukrainian girl . She has big brain , but sometimes does strange things , like dancing Gangnam Style.
Smbdy: Hi , did u see this girl ? She is Julia Cool!

Me: Yeah , u r right , but i dont really like Gangnam Style
by JuliaCoolTypicalFan November 23, 2021
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Julia mal

Wants to be a rockstar in the future and live in Spain or Switzerland
Julia mal: I wanna be a rockstar

Julia Malisz: that’s awesome
by Julia malisz November 26, 2020
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Pulling a Julia

The act of taking our your senile grandmother and her shotgun when she is shooting at you because she thinks mongooses are attacking.
Ben: Did you see what Becca did to her grandmother last night?
Amy: Yeah, she totally was pulling a julia.
by Mongooselover83 September 23, 2011
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Julia Richardson

a small sharp-pointed tool for punching holes in leather or fabric
Giving pirate style with a Julia Richardson or a sharp pointed tool.
by sexysamsamwhatthepankackes January 3, 2011
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Julia Machado

A girl who is not afraid to let her gas come out of her butt hole. If you are thinking about dating this girl there arr some qualities you should know about. One she likes to switch around a lot. One week she might be with you and the next week it might be all over. She loves to eat and is obsessed with her butt "beware". However this girl belives she is black and is not afraid to show it. She is very needy and loves to cuddle it can involve dangerous movments. Get this girl mad and the sandals will slap you. If you are up to a challenge she is in.
Julia machado loves to twerk...
by The anonymous 3 November 5, 2017
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julia pepi

Julia would you be my valentine a way to ask Julia to be my valentine on google

I pulled a Julia pepi
by Stipen February 9, 2021
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