Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.
by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 02, 2021
The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
by Notabadname March 21, 2020
Jeremy is a boy who you think is nice at first, but then when y’all break up he is a piece of crap :) Jeremy tells you that he loves you, and that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. But, previously he has told that to other girls too. When you date him, he likes someone else other than you and gets closer to another girl, and tells you that the girl is like his sister. And then, you get mixed feelings about it. So you ask him, and he gets mad at you and tells you that’s not true, and you shouldn’t be assuming things. But you still take him back anyway. And then, the girl gives you tips about you relationship and starts acting nice out of nowhere. But then, Jeremy doesn’t text you as much as he texts her. Jeremy waits with you after school, but then one day he leaves and you go to his Instagram dm’s and see that this girl has poured her heart out to him, and he tells her that he didn’t feel like you and him were a couple, but instead he felt like he was with her and he wanted to kiss her. And then, he texts you “hi babe” and you already know he is full of crap. And he says “can we talk” and you say “yeah” and he says “I’m sorry” and then you say nothing and he continues “I’m too good for you” and you just have to sit there and cry, and every time your family brings him up you can’t get over him. And then you find out, he has liked this girl your whole relationship. Should’ve known that from the start when he would wear her hair ties and hoodies.
by uwu please June 20, 2019
Named after the last known Pegasus, Jeremy had a three foot penis and swooped down on his surrounding villages to impregnate all the local woman.
The men of these villages were then forced out by the woman for not being adequate.
Some say you can still hear the echos in the hills of these woman calling out for the majestic Pegasus “JEREMY!”
The men of these villages were then forced out by the woman for not being adequate.
Some say you can still hear the echos in the hills of these woman calling out for the majestic Pegasus “JEREMY!”
by Dr Jimothy Johnson September 08, 2021
16yo Valorant grinder who brags about his rank and the egirls he "pulls." Most definitely a pedophile and a degenerate who a normal person would regard as an emo freak
Alex: "Yo, you know that kid Jeremy?"
Zach: "Yeah, you mean that weird kid who edates some femboy named Tammi-Lynn?"
Alex: "Yep"
Zach: "Yeah, you mean that weird kid who edates some femboy named Tammi-Lynn?"
Alex: "Yep"
by pastuhguy August 08, 2022