by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016
by Hawk's nest 206 May 19, 2016
Jazz Hands: When you find hella big jazz apples (I'm talking ABNORMALLY LARGE), and crave them into what will look like hands. Thus creating Jazz Hands.
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
(No, I'm not a dad, I swear.)
by BabyBatDraws September 30, 2020
An emergency move to conquer a mediocre or unsettling vibe. This is done by a man placing his mouth on his own penis then violently expelling air from his anus. Hence a musician playing a fine solo.
"During our night of group sex there was a guy who was ass fucking this woman. During this deed he quietly said to himself 'this feels like the first time I had sex with my dog.' Everyone stopped and then i knew what I had to do. I stood up, walked to the center of the room and related to my peers 'ladies and gentleman let me learn ya something!' I played my jazz solo and single handedly saved the night . We have yet to invite that guy back.
by Cuddlesthebear March 13, 2017
Usually referred to as Jazz that is "dank." Mainly jazz that has electronic pianos, grand pianos, jazz drums, and sax.
by TruPup December 07, 2016
Usually one of prank masterminds, also the one who sometimes ends up RECEIVING the pranks. He's got a chill attitude that helps him "whatevering" the shit others throw sometimes at him, and conveniently lets him getting surrounded both by great people and shit tornadoes.
He is the kind of guy who will ask you if you need some help while cleaning the house after a party while the others simply pass, or the kind of guy who asks you if you need money to buy something to eat, or simply he'll cook out something for you.
Last but not least, occasional pot-smoker.
He is the kind of guy who will ask you if you need some help while cleaning the house after a party while the others simply pass, or the kind of guy who asks you if you need money to buy something to eat, or simply he'll cook out something for you.
Last but not least, occasional pot-smoker.
Jazz Spurs
1. Jazz why are you wearing a t-shirt as a turban
2. WHO WILL SAVE US NOW FROM STARVING? WHERE'S JAZZ?
3. Fuck that shit Jazz, I think it isnt even legal
1. Jazz why are you wearing a t-shirt as a turban
2. WHO WILL SAVE US NOW FROM STARVING? WHERE'S JAZZ?
3. Fuck that shit Jazz, I think it isnt even legal
by thathandleisalreadyinusebysm1 July 20, 2015
a specific genre of music that fuses some elements of pluggnb such as the soft synths (if there is some in the songs) and a very specific bass growl that you'll instantly recognize if you listen to the genre.
Person 1: My music taste is so underground!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!
by onlythisaudnerstand October 23, 2023