The perfect ex boyfriend that the girl you're dating can't get over. He has perfect hair, perfect teeth, a bigger penis. She still has magnum condoms left over by him in her bedside drawer.
She can't get over her perfect ex James.
by superdink November 6, 2017
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Get the James mug.Someone named James has a big well endowed penis, I mean length and girth, He's usually proud about that and usually a very attractive male who doesn't give a fuck what others say, and is always a happy and healthy centered person.
Woman 1: That James is soo sexy, I bet he has a huge penis!
Woman 2: You can see his bulge through his pants, Oh my god!!
Woman 3: Mmmm, wish I had that to play with!
Woman 2: You can see his bulge through his pants, Oh my god!!
Woman 3: Mmmm, wish I had that to play with!
by TrojanHanro April 27, 2013
Get the James mug.A sexy English boy with sparkling blue eyes and an amazing smile, a body to die for, can't dance, but is a very good kisser. It is impossible not to fall in love with him. He is also very cheeky and fun, and can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He is a little bit obsessed with boobs. He is incredibly generous and a great cook. He is on your mind 24/7. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Any girl who dates him is the happiest girl on the planet.
by amychristina September 20, 2016
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by Bryce calloaf April 5, 2019
Get the James mug.James is an amazing person, helps his friends and loves his family. He is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet, he'll make you laugh whenever you need it. He's kind and is always there whenever you need him.
James is so kind!
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