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jake

A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.
hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.

hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!
by DUde 1093u04984 April 21, 2008
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Jake Delhomme

The name for the point in time that a quarterback chokes and throws an interception, usually happening at the most crucial point in the game. Can accurately be compared to Peyton Manning's interception costing the Colts Super Bowl XLIV.
Mark: Man, Peyton Manning really choked on that pass, he just threw the game away.

Tom: Yeah, he totally just pulled a Jake Delhomme on everybody.
by AllTheGoodNamesAreTaken99 February 7, 2010
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Jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball
Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.
by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006
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Jake the Snake

One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.
"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."
by asdfdf September 4, 2006
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jake paul

a hot headed idiot who got fired from disney because he fucking sucks, the only reason he's famous is because of his brother.
girl: what kind of snake is that?
guy: no that's jake paul
by leathershirts August 24, 2017
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Jake

A badass guy who takes no shit
I wouldn't mess with Jake
by MudDigger802 May 26, 2015
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jake paul

Person 1: how u doing jake paul
Person 2: hey dont call me a fag
by johncena69420 August 22, 2017
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