Ugly Juice

Another word for Alcohol which ages women forward by a decade or so (10 years). 🤔

"She's destroying her look, she's drinking too much ugly juice."

by strongsurvive November 24, 2022

jima juice

the tasty beverage made for felching when someone ejaculates into someone elses or their own anus.

A possible combination of, but not limited to seman, feces, tears, lubricant (be it water or oil based), saliva, blood, sweat and possibly pubic hair garnish.

JIMA literally standing for Jammed In My Anus

Dave's girlfriend farted and sprayed jima juice all over his face.

by StrBrd Delta March 6, 2010

Looney Juice

Extra strength lager ie: Tennants Extra or Carlsberg Special brew spesh

A particular fave with drunkards or down and outs

"he looks a bit wobbly, been on the looney juice me thinks"

by upper class twit2 March 16, 2009

Juice job

Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.

When pleasuring a man, a juice job is a bedroom classic.

by Zogor January 6, 2019

Alex Juice

A bottle of water, containing parts water and vodka; usually filled with water to the label and vodka past the label

“Pass that Alex Juice that shit slaps”

by AlexJuiceMan October 29, 2022

Bajooga juice

Juice from the male titties

John: Bro what is this
Bob: I think it's bajooga juice

by Baller30000 December 18, 2019

Zoot Juice

(1) Zoot Juice is alcohol in a high enough concentration to get a person highly zooted.

(2) A shit ton of beer

Matt: Nigga we have acquired the zoot juice, we boutta get fugged up.

by DikInYoMouf69 June 28, 2018