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Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
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roe job

Ole girl was giving me some head, and it got so hard, I tucked it to the back. Ended up getting a roe job and rim job at the same time. Then I gave her a breath mint and told her to get the fuck out of my house.
by V-bone! November 22, 2017
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dimple job

When a man pokes the tip in a female (or male's) dimple repeatedly.
Jim: Yo Brandon, did you give Sally a dimple job last night?
Brandon: Nah man. Her dimple wasn't deep enough.
by Olvi$$ August 14, 2017
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Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010
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Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.
"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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below job

The precursor to the term "blow job". some time in the past people would refer to the act as a "below job" since it was done "down there". When spoken quickly it often sounds like blowjob thus creating that term.
Hey Johnny, I had a swell time last night! Why don't we hop in your Edsel and I give you a below job.
by A. Roy August 10, 2006
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nub job

A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.
Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.
by nubfanactic March 1, 2010
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