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jazz phelanges

an energetic combination of the movement of your fingers and ridiculously exuberant facial expression
1) Jazz Phelanges are most frequently applied to express excitement toward a grand success or something totally epic, i.e. standing at the summit of tall mountains, BUT
2) They are put into action even more frequently in reference to our boss, Bob Ross.
by Ridgeford March 29, 2009
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jazz theory

When two people in a relationship both seem to like jazz, the relationship never works out. You either have to introduce them to it or they absolutely hate it. No in between. This will cause the relationship to maybe last.
Did you hear that James and Chloe broke up because of jazz theory?
by mrjimmybookies January 23, 2024
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Jazz

Jazz is the best person you will ever meet! She is so crazy and weird, she is strong mentally and physically. Everyone loves jazz she funny and the easiest person to make friends. Jazz is very good at any sport, she is a loud human being with a big smile . Jazz is always there for u she can be a bitch if she has to, jazz is friends with everyone !
I wish I could make friends like jazz
by Jasminew March 12, 2017
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Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness.
Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album."
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."
by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020
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Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
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Jimmy Jazz

Humoriste
Jimmy Jazz a fait rire hier

Jimmy Jazz l'humoriste qui a moins de rythme
by Jimmy jazz 1 November 22, 2021
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sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads
Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)
by ciro May 12, 2014
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