Jamaican trains

Jamaica is so dumb quitting their rail service. But if they do bring it back make the lines called pum pum and batty boy becaus that’s Jamaica’s favorite and most used words

Pum Pum goes local

And batty Bwoy goes express

Jamaican trains would be nice to revive One day

by Lily’ bam bam February 20, 2024

Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024

Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason

Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

by Bigblackstalenuts73 April 15, 2024

Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.

Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024

Jamaican Knee Sweeper

Two people ejaculate on each other’s inner knee. Both then Lick it off and spit it into both penis tips. Afterwords the penis’s are helicoptered until the cum is all out. Lastly, they both pee in both tips and drink it from each other.

“This sleepover is getting pretty boring. Wanna try the Jamaican Knee Sweeper?” - Owen Stated

by TheFreakyDictionary June 5, 2024

Jamaican Jackhammer

A sexual act involving 4 people. A man gets his legs held above him by two (2) people and held apart, in a "V" shape. A fourth person is then helped in between the man's legs and his balls are then used as a trampoline until he cums.

Mike: Yo, Steven. I heard that Stacey gave you the Jamaican Jackhammer last weekend
Steven: Yes mate, I've been in intensive care cos Kate and her sister held my legs open and Stacey weighs 250kg

by Steven Skibidoviç September 21, 2024

Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)

"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"

by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024