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hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
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Coofy Hard

A Way of reminding somebody that they are stupid by reinforcing pain as a method of making it permanent
A coofy hard is when somebody says something idiotic such as
"two+two=twelve right" following a comment of such nature a slap on the top of the head would occur and the person who is distributing it would say "Coofy Hard"
The more sever the stupidity the harder the coofy hard will get

Other people can get into the proceeding coofy hard by saying "Coofy Hard" right after
The more people that say it the more Coofy hard one will receive

So think about what you say before you say it. Cause you just might get incredible amounts of coofy hard
"Two plus two equals twelve right?"
"Nope, Coofy hard"

"What's a dolphin, isn't that some type of bird"
"COOFY HARD"
*Slaps on top of head*
by The Light Potato June 5, 2012
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Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010
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Hard Poke

When your veins or another person's veins are hard to reach, particularly when drawing blood.
Donating blood is such a pain, the nurses always complain that i'm a hard poke.
by Sraha Cur April 10, 2019
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izzy harding

Person one: Do you know izzy harding?
Person two: Yes! She is the hottest girl ever, she is just too good.
by oscaroscar April 3, 2021
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Gettin' hard

A term used to describe a situation in which one may receive joyous boner.
Blake: "Yo dude, there's a dank ass bag of dorito's in the pantry."

Jordan: "Gettin' hard!"
by TheMysteriousB October 30, 2011
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hard but fair

A statement made out of truth when something in life is negative but neccessary. People that understand the consequence of the act and accept the risk can use this statement, no one else.
Person 1 (square): How's life treating you? Everything going your way?

Person Being Honest With Themself: Hard but fair...
by Mister-_-McGill May 22, 2020
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