I’m Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I’m Too Sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk

Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy

Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

by Death Menace June 21, 2023

i’m fired

When you’re hella high or baked.

“Dude i’m fired”
“Last Friday I was fired”

by pp69poopoo420 April 05, 2020

I’m just a girl

An invalid excuse used by the female gender, particularly by those with no sense of accountability for their actions. Use of this term may also indicate parental issues.

“Why did you ghost him for a week and then get mad when he moved on?”

“I’m just a girl”

by Billy Sane April 12, 2024

I’m tripping balls

A xenophobic remark referring to being high on drugs. This can offend someone easily . Don’t say this in the wrong neighborhood

Bro I’m tripping balls
Don’t say that dude it’s racist

by nel chopae November 21, 2019

I’m parked

When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something

yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?

Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs

by Yoyoyoy1 March 17, 2024

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

I’m Smooth

No thank you

“Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”

by Arielsmitty November 07, 2023