I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 3, 2019

If I’m down and you’re up

If one is down bad and another is up in a moment the one that happens to be down will be honest about wanting to sabotage the others success. Used to honest about the despicable way you may act in any given situation.

A phrase coined by Nate.

“He’s scared I might try to take his girl if we stay friends and all I could say is if I’m down and you’re up”

by Wavynaps March 30, 2022

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?

Another word for a pick me

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.

by Mechanical_11037 November 12, 2023

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

I’m on my ninth

The ninth kombucha you drink to be drunk

Sorry I’m on my ninth. Eeheheheh

by Memow21 April 13, 2022

I’m goo

means ‘i’m good’ but pronounced with less effort on the d

perv: hey you wanna go out?
victim: nah i’m goo

by definitely.a.definition December 3, 2018

I’m mad about it

Used when something is funny

Guy: I just saw a video where some dude slapped the other guy so hard he got knocked out
Guy 2: I’m mad about it

by Smelly sack September 26, 2020