HIMPES

Himpes

(noun)
Pronounced: HIM-peez
A joking remix of the word herpes, but flipped to HIM — meaning whatever a man caught, he definitely didn’t get it from a woman. Used when a woman wants to make it clear: “That came from him, not me.” Himpes = man-on-man business, his situation, not hers.

“I don’t know who he trying to blame, but that ain’t herpes — that’s himpes. He got that from him, not me.”

by AnnaNickolette December 11, 2025

Hiplette

The child born of two Californians. Making that person a native born California. Derived from the word: Hipster.

"Hey, Look at that Hiplette over there playing with her Hipster Parents."

by SouthernBell77 December 15, 2025

Hack Happens

When your email or other cyber communications are compromised.

It's an updated version of shit happens.

Dude: My email was hacked yesterday
Buddy: Hack happens man

by 1ezlife July 11, 2011

Shaint Happenin

A slang term combining the words Shit Ain't and Happening.

"Hey can you spot me another twenty bucks?"
"Shaint Happenin"

by Mikerey October 22, 2011

Trendship happens

Friends feeding off of other friends trends.

It’s ok Betsy.. you’re cool with us all.. Trendship happens... you’re not better than us, and we like you also.. We all just want to fit in.

by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017

Red hipie

Sexually & intellectually attractive -Peace Enthusiast.

I could not focus on the HR conference because the presenter was such a Red Hipie! Red Blooded Intellectuals Peace Hippie

by -Jax X Bayne January 9, 2018

shit happens

Hard time, bad luck, broke, poor, death, feel like dying but won’t, starving, near tragedy, gone to hell in a hand basket.

I can’t afford the rent increase, my kids got the flu, we're hungry and have no food , looking for a job is hard being permanently disabled no one will hire me and we are about to literally be HOMELESS for the first time ever, but hey, shit happens .

by Río Bravó January 22, 2018