oasis academy hadley

a school that smells like shit half the time and has the stupidest cover teachers And fakest people.the teachers tell you to stay at home but when we do they phone home like Dickheads 🙅🏼 ♂️

person 1 : "fam you go to oasis academy hadley?i want to go there!"

person 2:"do you want to walk into a school that stinks like shit and teachers that look like oompah loompahs?"

person 1:....

person 2:"Didn't fucking think so"

by fatuglycunt December 31, 2018

Handless Eating

When an individual triumphantly consumes solids without the aid of limbs or hands.

"Dick Pullen's hands are currently dispatched elsewhere due to his love of Handless Eating. "

by Carpenito June 8, 2009

handel

masturbation in Bengali language

ki re bara handel marchilis na ki?

by nick10000 November 1, 2021

soft-handed

One who has never done a hard days work in their life most often a Chickenhawk.

Donnie says he thought of joining military but can't remember what foot had bone spurs.

What? Donnie is a liar and soft-handed

by Lee03 August 3, 2016

one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

by online handle September 5, 2006

heavy-handed

1) An individual that is prone to destroying or breaking any material item due inpart to careless,abrubt, or overzealous manipulation of said item.

2) An individual that operates anything in the physical world with too much strength and awkward coordination.

Individual at the jewelery store having his watch band repaired:

Watch Repair Person: "If I can just get this band loose, I think I'll be able to make a quick and easy adjustment."

John (the watch owner): Easy man, you're being too rough you heavy-handed beast.....I ain't worried about 'quick and easy', I want you to slow down; be gentle and fix it smoothly and correctly."

by Tommy Boy Sadler December 27, 2007

Single-Handedly

All alone; without any assistance.

Saying that one could beat an opponent single-handedly is not the same thing as saying that he/she could do it 'with one hand tied behind his/her back'. That saying means that the upcoming fight or task will be very easy.

Sal (a guy) carried everyone's bags up the hill single-handedly.

by Diggity Monkeez May 23, 2005