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Hamster

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.
by Dtray December 1, 2017
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Hamster Day

Hamster day is a day in which you have to give a hamster that you know attention and food until the day is over hamster day is on december 31st
Hey do u wanna squeak squeak on Hamster Day
by Custrupid December 16, 2020
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Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".
She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.
by Whoreganic August 1, 2017
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Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.
Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.
by OllyPearce June 22, 2011
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