Hurt

To be so down bad that you can do nothing other than drool on yourself.

*baddie walks in the room*

“Damn, I’m hurt.”

by Jack0129$ June 16, 2022

It's hurting on my knees

What Grandpa Say!

It's Hurting On My Knees!

by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

by Pseudosuckit June 09, 2023

my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

Hurt Horny

A state of being in which a person is so horny, it hurts.

Person 1: Hey dude, you okay? You've been acting a little off lately.
Person 2: Yeah, I good. Just hurt horny, that's all.
Person 1: Damn, my condolences.

by mommymilky0303 May 24, 2022

life hurts

A phrase people use when they can't take life anymore. Your life is messed up and you're struggling to fix it. You've given up and are just done.

Person 1: "Hey are you alright?"
Person 2: "Nope. I've tried and tried getting things right again, but I just can't."
Person 1: "Oh. I'm sorry :("
Person 2: "Life hurts and I'm just done."

by -'im crying inside'- November 14, 2021

Hurt Regertz

When you have physical pain from extreme sports.

“ I have no emotional regertz from summiting that mountain, but I do have hurt regertz”

by Pizzarollzz June 26, 2023