Hobo Santa

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday

Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk

by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019

Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

Hobo pants

Designer clothes especially pants that are manufacturer with rips, tears, and patching that simulated extreme wear or age in the pants or clothing. A type of conspicuous consumption that alludes to being fashionable but in essence is demeaning towards individuals who as a matter of lifestyle or wherewithal can not afford new clothing.

Hobo pants are newly manufactured clothes / clothing that appears repaired, worn, tattered, or old. Considered trendy and fashionable, generally found made from denim clothing items.

by Tang_Wenbo August 20, 2019

Hobo Spike

An approximately 2' long piece of metal/spike, which hobos use to pry open a freight-train boxcar so that they can "hop a train" (i.e. illegally ride a freight-train to the hobo's destination).

Sammy's hobo spike not only opens boxcar doors, it also opens cans of beans and cans of beer!

by F. Badger September 15, 2019

hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

Hobo's Lunchbox

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.

I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.

by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020