gluteal glaucoma

A bullshit excuse for not coming in to work. or to cancel plans. "Gluteal" literally means ass, and although "glaucoma" is technically an eye disease, another definition of the word can also be: "a poor excuse". So this phrase basically translates to "my ass ain't coming to work and I don't have a good excuse".

John: "hey boss, I'm not coming to work today".

Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"

John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".

by dillonstrider413 March 11, 2024

Gluteus Crackimus

(Also known as the butt crack) The region of which the art of the deadly fart emerges and you release the snack of the deadly crack.

Where did that smell come from? “My gluteus crackimus”.

by L.R.G March 30, 2024

Gratefruit

Another way of saying greatful.

dude im so gratefruit for everything my mom does for me
dont you mean greatful?

no i mean gratefruit
oh okay

by kyle_38 April 3, 2024

Gratefruit

Another way of saying greatful.

dude im so gratefruit for everything my mom does for me
dont you mean greatful?

no i mean gratefruit
oh okay

by kyle_38 April 3, 2024

gluteting

Clenching or tightening your ass checks to make them more defined similar to the act of mewing.

Yesterday I was amazed by how much gluteting I’ve done recently.

by Michael Davis and Thomas Meyer April 19, 2024

gratelva

A sexual act in which one man, let's call him Matteo, acts as a bridge between his two female neighbours, who are equipped with strap-ons.

Person one: Hey what are you up to this weekend?

Person two: it's gonna be a gratelva-type weekend. Matteo's been way too horny recently and he needs to get that out.

by Sigmamale07 May 4, 2024

grite

noun

loudly wrong, lies

1. I will definitely clean my garage tomorrow

2. That’s total grite why are you lying

by winterboa May 13, 2024