Grover

The most elite kind of person; the 1% of the elite 1%. You'll know when you're talking to a Grover because you'll feel weak and stupid.

John: "Hey man, want to grab some lunch?"
Grover: "Sorry, I don't talk to losers."

by Grover Gang May 27, 2018

grocery grabber

A crash old mini van, usually seen driven by a mom.

Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."

by coubatis May 27, 2018

Groeriching

Peeking over the counter at Steve's peepee

He just kept groeriching

by Hellomoomoo September 6, 2018

Growler Chops

When a lady has decided to let her bikini line grow more rural than might otherwise be recommended or desired, she could be said possess ‘growler chops’.

“Steph did not want a repeat of last year’s holiday when she was confused for a swimming chihuahua, so she made the wise move of shaving off her growler chops.”

by Finnus Maximus September 10, 2018

Grover Clevelanding

When you have sex with a person, wait four years, then have sex with them again. Named after Grover Cleveland, the 22nd and 24th US president, who was president twice with a four year gap between each of his terms.

Man, do you remember Amanda from a few years ago? I am Grover Clevelanding her tonight.

by captainw69 September 27, 2018

Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag

Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall

by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018

Grocery Store Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

by davvvo March 4, 2019