Green Hole

The result of letting your anus sit in a damp room and grow mold and fungus. The act of having sex with a green hole is green holing.

A green hole can also be achieved by letting a guy with gonorrhea cum into your anus.

I have a dick infection cuz my GF wanted to try green holing. But her green hole was so tight and the mold got in my dick.

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

by l33tLIES August 20, 2018

Green Chile

A mouthwatering chile with a green pigment. It is made in the heart of New Mexico. If you get a good batch of the stuff, your mouth will ignite! It's hot, but you'll want to keep eating it because it is so good!!!

Green chile is the best chile in the world, competing with its sibling, red chile.

by ThatKidA January 2, 2015

green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe

that was a definite green spleen

by okkretardd November 16, 2018

Green Harvest

the one thing all weed smokers fear. the big green helicopter flying high in the sky, invading our privacy, looking for marijuana.

barack obama stopped the green harvest for the year 2009.

by rastagirl February 18, 2009

Green Coat

The most bad ass of all the soldiers. They are virtually unstoppable. They're basically super upgraded redcoats. Each has the strength of a thousand men and wields a hand cannon that shreds all sentient life.

"You think we're gonna win the battle?"
"Hell no, They have Green Coats"

-Everyone

by ur mummy January 27, 2014

green speedball

A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart™

Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.

The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.

Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.

by Auloi November 29, 2016