Sheldon: Dude when Howell started macking the fuck out of rebecca last night in front of everyone, that was a total grease fest!
Alex: Yeah, true dat buddy. Dick move Howell, dick move.
Alex: Yeah, true dat buddy. Dick move Howell, dick move.
by Sheldon Manning April 12, 2008
Paying a certain person or organization to improve your standing with them or attain priveliges other wouldnt by not paying.
On the west coast of Canada it can also mean something of a sexualnature.
On the west coast of Canada it can also mean something of a sexualnature.
by Wade-o G August 31, 2009
That green puff of air that comes out of a yeast infected cooter. It smells in what only can be described as rotting garbage and vomit.
I went down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I threw up in her junk becuase she had some Vaginal Cookie Grease
by Slap Jackin October 12, 2004
A grilled cheese sammich that has either been left out all night or refrigerated turning it into chilled grease. Delicious if you have any kind of munchies, not if you don't
by dabizz March 01, 2008
A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.
by Johnny31 July 19, 2018
A command:
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 13, 2008
1. (Noun) The act of continually pouring grease over oneself with the intent of cleaning oneself; usually done in the state of Texas or by former Texas natives.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
2. (phrase) Something you should never ask to do after the first date.
"Dude, did you see Will's hair? It looks like he took a Texas Grease Shower!"
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
"You should never ask for a Texas grease Shower after the first date. Never." (The MANual, 2007)
by TheWSFPG January 30, 2009