Gnaw Gooner

A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autistic people.

"My autistic teacher remembers back in the day when he was a Gnaw gooner. He doesn't partake in that life anymore."

by spiritualbxtch January 30, 2025

Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 2, 2025

F2-gooner

The person in a house who is know for indiscrete gooning

Omg he is the F2-Gooner

by LeBron of words January 27, 2026

Spinning Gooner

When two men have anal sex, If the bottom guy is feeling mischievous. He will force the too on his back and spin/twirl on his partner’s member, causing singular pain, pleasure, or just both.

If we ever have love, I am lowkey going to give you a Spinning Gooner

by gentlez March 7, 2026

Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.

Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 12, 2025

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025

golden gooner

a jerkmate rank. degenerates

i have the golden gooner rank in jerkmate!

by keghoty March 3, 2025