Cum Goggles

That brief window after you cum, where you feel like you love someone, before the reality of the world sets in (similar to beer goggles where someone looks better when you're drunk)

This chick gave me a blowjob and I got a bad case of cum goggles right after, but it faded, thank God.

by Adhoah March 6, 2019

mcu goggles

like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is

“amanda thinks paul bettany is so hot after watching wandavision”

“she just has mcu goggles”

by mpxm14 May 8, 2021

extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.

"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"

by k.o.h. January 13, 2008

German Flight Goggles

A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.

My girl was asleep lastnight, and I made her wear the German Flight Goggles

by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010

i got my goggles on

when you get caught looking at a under age girl

Man "That's a Kid fool. why your staring at the little girl."
Perv "What Oh Dude I got my Goggles on !"

by buddylee68 January 2, 2014

Kool-Aid goggles

The resulting influence of drinking too much Trump-issued Kood-Aid on one's mental function, whereby one is only able to process alternative facts.

I showed Jethro pictures from Trump's and Obama's Inauguration days and he said Trump's crowd was more yuge. He must have been wearing his Kool-Aid goggles.

by Dancing Inigo February 23, 2017

Japanese Rain Goggles

A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.

She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles

by golfguy0830 November 26, 2010