God

Imaginary Buddy

P: He doesn't exist, Bobby!

B: He does too! I'll prove it! There's this thing called the Pascal's wager...

P: Get a hold of yourself, son! (shakes) Pascal's wager just says that it is safer to believe in Him than not! It doesn't prove it, God damn you!

B: But, but... you're wrong...

P: Shut up, Bobby! (slaps) Just shut it! (slaps repeatedly)
Oh, God Help Us... (weeps)

by QuickerLiquor April 18, 2010

God

1.
THE MOST POWERFUL
THE ALL KNOWING
THE ALL SEEING

THE ALL HEARING
ETC.

2. What is said when someone is very impressed, astonished, or very unimpressed.

Billy: God has talented John.

Bob: Yes.
Sara: *walks by Billy and Bob* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT JOHN!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021

God

A fancy word for faith

Because of god i met you

by Misssssssss October 26, 2009

God

a random white hippie with a big beard in the sky

apparently this "god" fights this red guy named the devil. please. any other lies you want to tell me about?

by mephilis6264 November 24, 2011

God

the most amazing being that has ever existed. God is love.

God loves us more than is even imaginable!

by dino16 February 4, 2010

God

An imaginary creature that human being make up so they have something to keep them alive

"god"

by Angel Herrington May 28, 2016

God

Santa Clause for adults.

Atheist: I broke my leg.

Christian: Don't worry, I will pray for you, and God will make your leg heal faster!

Atheist: Tha fuck?

by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016