Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 8, 2017
Get the cooch goblinmug. by Rojo125 June 23, 2019
Get the Crack goblinmug. When one is laying on a bed (table, bench...) on their back with their head hanging off the edge and takes a dick in their mouth upside down and gives an amazing throat job.
This chick last night laid down on the bed and gave me the best reverse goblin I have ever had... when I was done I gave her a pearl necklace for her efforts!
by Clamout May 4, 2018
Get the reverse goblinmug. Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.
by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017
Get the Goblin Hammug. by ojustblazed April 16, 2011
Get the googly goblinsmug. by AaronFearless November 4, 2021
Get the Cock Goblinmug. The magic goblin that sneaks in to your room at night and smokes out of your bowl and torches all of your devil's lettuce
by bowl,goblin, smoke, drug February 21, 2012
Get the Bowl Goblinmug.