A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023
One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.
"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022
Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 08, 2017
by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
by ha11sy October 02, 2018
Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023