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Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.
by ha11sy October 1, 2018
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Crack goblin

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol
My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk
by Rojo125 June 23, 2019
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Durf Goblin

That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.
Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.
by CertainlyNotADurfGoblin November 13, 2019
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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
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coal goblin

A Minecraft player who continuously spins in a circle while individually dropping every piece of coal he owns.
Well Kaleb, Jacob really was being a coal goblin tonight.
by dungeonmasterjake November 20, 2019
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waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
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Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019
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