gary oakley

Noun- the original chav, from latin Oakleytum Chavitus

"That burbery hat makes you look like GAry Oakley"

by Oxford Uni December 19, 2004

Gary Johnson

A sexual position for two male partners, a variant of scissoring. In this position the partners scissor while facing in almost opposite directions, allowing each partner to penetrate the others anus simultaneously. This position can be very intense and satisfying. It can also be very tiring. Great care must be taken to protect each partners ballsack and avoid them being crushed during thrusts. Generally the free hand not used to support you weight should be used to keep your ballsack to one side away from the crush zone.

Oh my God, Jake fucking crushed my balls last night. We were Gary Johnsoning really hard and it was great, but then he twisted his hips and smashed right into the jewels. I nearly passed out. I couldn't even enjoy a blowjob after that. I had to smoke a ton of reefer just to calm down. Now I have blue balls and bruised balls. I mean seriously, this is the last time I put up with this. Jake's got one more chance and then I'm going to break up with him and find a man that actually knows how to fuck.

by ProlapsedDickhole November 25, 2016

Gary

Cheat. Do not make bets with this man as you will lose, not because you actually lost but he will change the rules at the last moment and cheat his way to victory.

Gary: "I'll bet you a drink that 9 wins in deal or no deal"
Yas: "Yeah ok'

Deal or no deal: 6 wins!!!!!

Gary: "Yes 6! I said 6!!!! You owe me a drink!"

by Yasmin Truth Teller January 5, 2012

Gary x23x

A clone from Vault 108 who has moved onto playing GTA IV The Ballad of Gay Tony. Usually seen with another clone, Gary x54x. From experience, I have noticed they do not kill you if you do not kill them.

Gary x23x is attacking me because I shot him first!

by Moria Brown April 22, 2010

Gary Hoona

Gary hoona is a fictional charachter created from a Chicken Bhuna from The Royal Indian takeaway in Winterton, North Lincolnshire.
Gary hoona is almost like The Stig. He is awesome at everything he does and is by far the best at anything he turns his hand to. Either or both of Gary Hoonas names can be used as a verb although when both names are used it is usually as an expression of extreme greatness.

1. "Mate that curry was so good, I feel like Gary Hoona"

2. "That car was absolutely Hooning it down the road"

3. "I am absolutely Gary Hoona'd"

by Thenegativeone March 30, 2011

Gary

The word to use when you are hit in dodgeball; especially the pop up form. Also, a concrete block found at 21 Acres in Woodinville.

"GARY! Next time I won't get hit."

by Natsters! May 1, 2008

garth brooks

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.

Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician

by Long_Live_Rock May 31, 2006