micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.

Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"

by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018

Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)

Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.

by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020

Rental Girlfriend

A Prostitute that does not serve sexual services.

Ken is renting a rental girlfriend because he is a sadsack.

by Joseph Schmidt December 17, 2020

my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

jeans.g1rlfriend

jeans.g1rlfriend Is super hot like please marry me hmu please

jeans.g1rlfriend Is really hot

by @&#*#&$# March 13, 2021

atsushis.girlfriend

It praises atsushi a lot maybe it even made a post about him being hotter in Lucy’s room but that’s ok…

It’s really cool and a Lucy kinnie (I think)

1: yk atsushis.girlfriend likes atsushi?
2: atsushi… the furry?
1: …yeah

by I am very very very gay July 15, 2021

tony's girlfriend

Something that fag will never ever have.

"Hey, have you seen Tony's girlfriend"
"Yes Brad, I've seen his hand before"

by Biggestguy4u August 5, 2016