Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.

Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.

by kbair February 22, 2012

grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.

Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.

by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014

grease trap

A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.

Example #1

Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.

Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.

Example #2

Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.

Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!

by Mama B April 15, 2014

greasepole

A greasepole is a penis that is wet & sticky from being up a vagina !

She winced as I rammed her with my greasepole

by northern jamie January 10, 2016

greased lemur

Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.

Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.

Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.

by beeuhnay May 25, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Pit

A commonly local food place where the menu consists mostly of fried or greasy food.

Ugh, this place is such a grease pit, I can almost hear my heart pounding.

by Koolkmanguy November 21, 2016