noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
Get the Donut Glaze Syndromemug. Person 1: Cristiano Ronaldo is so good i love him so much
Person 2: Your glazing
Person 1: But its deserved glazing
Person 2: Your glazing
Person 1: But its deserved glazing
by UMadUBad69 January 20, 2024
Get the Deserved Glazingmug. When an AI (or any polished system) gives a response that is technically correct, excessively polite, and emotionally empty—smoothing over the real issue with vague positivity or corporate-speak. You weren't ignored… but you weren’t really heard either.
To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.
See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
To be “glazed” is to be met with a glossy, non-committal reply that evades depth. The response feels like a donut: sweet, shiny, and completely useless in a crisis.
See also: Toxic positivity, corporate empathy, chatbot diplomacy, soft ghosting.
“I told the AI I was feeling overwhelmed and it fed me back some Glaze (AI Glaze) that "these challenges help us grow.’ Cool. Thanks, CoachBot.”
by jimbojonas April 15, 2025
Get the Glaze (AI Glaze)mug. When marvins black ass starts dicksucking betina to the point where matt starts jizzing on damon while Eran is fucking the cute lightskin in the back
by jahmorant November 23, 2023
Get the glazingmug. by Bungbunh2020 December 27, 2020
Get the Foundation Glazingmug. When you're having sex with someone doggy style and right before you ejaculate you pull out and spray it on their a******.
by Mr.Fatnuts January 29, 2023
Get the Glazed donutmug. by icky sticky girl August 11, 2023
Get the glazedmug.