Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness

A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"
by Bert Bert July 19, 2005
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Anti-Gary Strike Force

The main source of opposition to the popular cult of Gary the Pony. Brings truth and justice to a world filled with darkness.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force spans the same Seattle elementary schools as Gary the Pony does.

The Anti-Gary Strike Force can also be referred to as 'AGS' or 'AGSF'. Their website can be found at www.freewebs.com/antigarystrikeforce (cut and paste into the browser)
Neutral-aligned person: "Y'know, I don't actually like Gary the Pony that much."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Then join the Anti-Gary Strike Force!"
Neutral-aligned person: "Okay."
AGSF recruitment agent: "Thank you!" -gives confidential information to new recruit-
Formerly neutral-aligned person: "Wow! I just realized Gary sucks! Yay!"
by Lieutenant Vulcan May 02, 2005
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Where a man locks a person out behind a glass door and reveals his penis.
Bob locked Sarah inside the convenience store and did a German Gary Bettman Bobblehead.
by Shawtototo February 17, 2010
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Gary suck my cock

Term from 'Team America World Police', the Parker and Stone movie, where Spottsworth asks Gary to suck him off but doesn't actually show the act.

1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!

2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.
Gary suck my cock.

Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.

ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.
by americafkyahfdf June 19, 2011
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does gary glitter have a pc?

A phrase used to sarcastically imply 'yes' in response to a question.
Question : "Gemma, does my premature ejaculation problem mean our relationship is over?"

Answer : "Does Gary Glitter have a pc?"
by BERDDDD July 19, 2011
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Happy Gary ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ He is almighty, everyone must bow down to him. He is the sole leader of this dreary place we call Earth. We are all called to worship him. He will lead us to salvation. He is the best. He is the greatest.
Person 1: Hello, would you like to hear a word about our Lord and Savior?
Person 2: No, I have no interest in Jesus
Person 1: This is not about someone as feeble as Jesus, this is about Happy Gary.
Person 2: Oh, I am already a proud Gary-er.. Happy Gary ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ forever!!!
by PugISuppose November 29, 2021
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