Man with the Fuzzy Nuts

Another term for a cop, particularly one parked on the side of the road running radar or a small town cop.

"Hey there's a cop ahead."

"I see him, the man with the fuzzy nuts."

by LilClanMan August 3, 2023

Feeling Fuzzy

A feeling when, after smoking or consuming THC, you get the unwarranted paranoid feeling that there are police (the Fuzz) everywhere, whether it be other cars, or people.

Frank - Dude, is that car behind us a cop?!?
Billy - Nah man, you're just feeling fuzzy.

by JGUNNZ August 14, 2010

play with the fuzzy dice

sexual slang for "getting to 3rd base" with a girl, but using the tips of several fingers.

"How'd it go last nite? Did ya get laid?"

"Nah, but I got to play with the fuzzy dice!"

by bonnie_traid_in_boise December 29, 2009

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens

Xmas gift for Large Dogs

"You got to give that mad dog of yours somethin'for Xmas to quieten him down. I read the local petshop's got an offer on A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens for $10.99"

by Mezbee July 20, 2008

sideways fuzzy taco

common name for an unshaved pussy. think about it.

"hey where were you last night?"

"getting the sideways fuzzy taco from your mom, dude."

by han377 November 2, 2008

warm and fuzzy higgins

The warm and fuzzy higgins is a imaginary creature that was made up by sailers in the early 1700's. It is much like the unicorn or the mermaid. It is said that the warm and fuzzy higgins will give you a warm feeling in your testicles.

"Shut up you stupid bitch, there is no such thing as a warm and fuzzy higgins." Bob said, as he reached back like a pimp and slapped Suzy.

by higgins March 24, 2005

pink fuzzy handcuffs

an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".

dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!

i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night

by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009