funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.

"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.

Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.

by RocsGurl143 January 25, 2012

Funny Chubster

NOT to be confused with Chubby Funster (a comedian who also happens to be fat) a Funny Chubster is a fat or overweight man or woman who is also good craic, tells funny jokes and generally makes people laugh a lot

That Jack lad is a good laugh but he's put on a bit of weight lately, he's a funny chubster

by 2mancay7 January 10, 2014

funny kent

Another way of saying "funny cunt".

"He's a real funny kent, aye?"

by magikarp420 November 30, 2014

funky muffler

When eating an asshole and they fart

That bitch gave me a funky muffler

by angelaluv69 February 19, 2015

Funnygrow

A person of African American descent with an abnormally high sense of humor. Funnygrows are typically seen at chicken and waffle houses, or at barber shops conversing with fellow funnygrows in their native tongue; Ebonics.

I love hearing my favorite Funnygrow, Flaquondrius, talk shit about Donald Trump while he's cutting my hair .

by DeafAltarBoy69 June 1, 2017

funky light

A Funky Light is shoving a disco ball up a women's vagina chasing a bright flashing light inside of her stomach causing for extreme vaginal penetration

Bro, My girl has a funky light and makes my dick glow!

by Supafastboi August 24, 2017