One who wakes up early on saturday morning for the sole purpose of furiously eating (fucking) all of the oven fresh muffins before anyone else can. They also enjoy fucking carrot cake and banana bread.
Bill (to Steve): That J.V. is a muffin fucker extraordinaire.
Steve: It's 5:30AM, better get down stairs before all of those muffins get fucked.
Steve: It's 5:30AM, better get down stairs before all of those muffins get fucked.
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
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Get the skeleton fuckermug. by E April 16, 2005
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Get the God fuckermug. This is the term used when a child is trying to get on a good sports team, and the mother fucks all the coaches so he will get on.
by Mike Hansen June 19, 2006
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Get the Coach Fuckermug. Dan: Did you hear what Tarik and Alkhamis did at that party last night?
Dave: Yeah! They're such fatty fuckers! I can't believe it took two of them just to fill that whale's blowhole!
Dave: Yeah! They're such fatty fuckers! I can't believe it took two of them just to fill that whale's blowhole!
by ChewChewTrain January 4, 2011
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Get the Fatty Fuckermug. one who has sexual intercourse with a deity in order to attain good fortune; also used in a manner to piss off religious people
by Gerald February 28, 2005
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Get the god fuckermug. hey isnt that girl a slut?
she sure is!
and doesnt that guy know?
he sure does!
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she sure is!
and doesnt that guy know?
he sure does!
man! he is a slut fucker!
WOW!
by theBman August 5, 2006
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