you got me fucked

when someone says something that is going to happen to you but dont want it.

Huckeby: i call shotgun!!

danielle: You got me fucked!!

Grow: lol

by HUCKnGROW May 27, 2010

Let Me Fuck This Cow

metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence

Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.

Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!

by DJizzle313 May 15, 2011

Fuck you pay me

Response by an investment banking employee in response to a compliment from a superior. This is meant to convey that you are working for money not because you enjoy the meaningless analysis you do.

Superior: That was great work you did on this project
Junior Person: Fuck you pay me

by kayelen February 25, 2010

National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.

If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.

by Hazelynn April 17, 2019

they call me fuck ass !

the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other

hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !

by '70Boss 429 mustang February 24, 2019

fuck me jerry my adress is 4 kylie street tennant franklin act

its a meme

fuck me jerry,

i want you to fuck me
fuck me jerry my adress is 4 kylie street tennant franklin act

by yummycummychickendrummy April 18, 2018

Beats the fuck out of me

When someone ask you a question and you don’t know the answer to it

“Hey how’s Johnny doing”
“Beats the fuck out of me man”

by anonymous December 17, 2020